Whoa, Nellie! Man, woman, and child, were we ever treated to an offensive show during the hour of regulation football game play we viewed in Super Bowl LII a couple of weeks ago! One thousand one hundred fifty-one yards worth of offensive show, to be precise. Want Access to the Whole Story? You need to sign up for a Premium membership to the Republican Nonpareil Online to see the rest of the story. Sign Up Now! If you already have an account, Login.