Top Ten signs you’re the next ex. 10. A closer look at the family album shows that your picture has been replaced with cut-out magazine pictures of John Stamos. 9. The bank calls you asking for a forwarding address and you weren’t planning to move. 8. At dinner the kids often discuss their new daddy. 7. His bowling bag has all the essentials: ball, towel, shoes, toothpaste, razor, deodorant, plane tickets…6. She no longer calls you her biggest mistake but now just calls you ” My Past.”5.