Ladies and gentleman, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen. Williamsport, Pennsylvania, previously of relatively modest fame and fortune, has been lucky enough to be mentioned in the memoir of someone who is kind of a big deal. That is … the legendary news anchorman, Ron Burgundy. For the unaware, Burgundy is very important.