As you hide your half drank bottle of Smirnoff within the pile of clothes in your suitcase, you may be wondering what you have to be thankful for. With finals coming up, the search for jobs, and the disappointment of your parents over your grades, it may seem all down hill. But hey, consider, you have at least one thing to be thankful for: that you don’t go to Penn State. 8.) There’s no JoePa:Look, we love Jonas Salk here. And Fred Rodgers. And Alaska Thunderfuck 5000.