Need gift ideas for your boss? Look no further. The key is to remember that your boss is not only your boss, but also a person. Get something that will appeal to both sides. Also, you have the alternative, which is to not get that witch a damn thing since she hasn’t given you a raise or a promotion in four years. Up to you! For under $30, you’ll look both thoughtful and professional. Get one for yourself, too! If she’s got a sense of humor, go for it. If not, avoid! Because women get stuff done.