In my living memory, I can’t recall ever making a New Year’s Resolution. Not once have I succumbed to the annual peer pressures of making the foolhardy attempt to —gulp— better myself. Yet lo, dear reader, I have repented of my stubborn ways and have decided, after 30 years of orbiting our fair sun, that I would engage my stubborn self in a New Year’s Resolution. Unfortunately, that was the easy part, deciding to actually do it. I hadn’t the foggiest idea what exactly I was resolving to accomplish.