Comedian. Pop-culture savant. Mischief maker. Mac & cheese eater. Writer for @enews Former writer for Wonderwall.com and ETonline.com.

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@megswertlow — 902 followers, 7,996 tweets

Aug 21, 2017

@lachlan Hey I am using this for my story for @enews! P.S. I went to @HamiltonCollege too!

Aug 18, 2017

Trump figured out what we all already knew: Steve Bannon is actually just Hitler wearing someone's decomposing body as a skin suit.

Aug 18, 2017

Steve Bannon got fired because Trump figured out what we all already knew: Bannon is actually just Hitler wearing someone's decomposing b...

Aug 11, 2017

BTW if you haven't read the transcript of @taylorswift13 on the stand in her groping case you should. She's a total bad ass.

Aug 09, 2017

At Burbank airport. Just had a 30-second experience with a female TSA agent that took my boyfriend over 8 dinner dates to get to. #handsy

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