Comedian. Pop-culture savant. Mischief maker. Mac & cheese eater. Writer for @enews Former writer for and

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@megswertlow — 920 followers, 8,010 tweets

Oct 19, 2017

My boyfriend's idea of phone sex is to call me and talk to me his updates to his chocolate chip recipes. And I'm all about it.

Oct 19, 2017

I used to be good at Twitter and bad at life. Now I'm bad at Twitter and okay at life -- AND I'LL TAKE IT!

Oct 19, 2017

Hey @KayKayCannon awesome job tonight! Didn't get to say during my question, but I loved watching all my favorite iO teachers on Girl Boss!

Oct 16, 2017

My sexual assaults (plural) amount to too many for one lifetime. It should be none.

Oct 15, 2017

@chrissgardner You got street cred up the wazoo! (ps I said wazoo which means I have 0 street cred.)

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