When I was 5, my parents cut my hair short and an old man said Move Along, Son. I was also left on the school bus once. I write for a living.

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@megansarahj — 5,828 followers, 75,333 tweets

Dorit's hair magically Benjamin Buttons its length on the reg
@nicolerusso Also how does dorit's hair keep changing length? ITS A MYSTERY
RT @chrissyteigen: I know he is hoping we'd forget about it but I am AMPED for the most dishonest and corrupt media awards TOMORROW AT 5PM
Mostly I can't believe they named a website "Babe"
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