Melanie Nelson on Muck Rack

Melanie Nelson

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My name is not Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die anyway.

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@chilihead — 3,454 followers, 12,441 tweets

Nov 16, 2017

Em just asked me if a lot of drug deal go down in laundromats.

Nov 15, 2017

I introduced Emily to Schitt’s Creek this week. Now, instead of saying I love you, we say Warmest regards and Best wishes.

Nov 13, 2017

Headed to the gym. Em says I look like I could kick someone’s ass. Is she referring to my physique or my resting bitch face?

Oct 31, 2017

Apparently I’m just going to eat mini Heath bars until I puke. #icantquityou

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