Melanie Nelson on Muck Rack

Melanie Nelson

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My name is not Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die anyway.

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@chilihead — 3,451 followers, 12,440 tweets

@TheMcKittrick Is there a way to track my order from the gift shop?
Em just asked me if a lot of drug deal go down in laundromats.
I introduced Emily to Schitt’s Creek this week. Now, instead of saying I love you, we say Warmest regards and Best wishes.
Headed to the gym. Em says I look like I could kick someone’s ass. Is she referring to my physique or my resting bitch face?
@bugfrog Wouldn’t inverse be the upside down?
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