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Merlin Mann

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Writer, Blogger and Host, Back to Work

These days, she says, I feel my life just like a river running through.

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My father is a calm man. His resting heartbeat is perfect. One time a doctor asked him to open a jar. In 1987, he had the idea for colors.
My father is a just man. He made wall money come from the swamp people by being very strong. One time he told the maid to give me a birthday card and it wasn't even my birthday.
My father is a very good leader. He kept the government from doing bad government things with his mind skills and made ladies thank him by walking outside with signs. He recently invented signs.
RT @dcbigjohn: Ok Stormy Daniels is on stage. Imagine the saloon scene from blazing saddles but with busted speakers and a weird cover of Material Girls
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