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Mia Mercado

Kansas City, KS
Staff Writer — Bustle

Human Adult Woman Writer™ @newyorker, @mcsweeneys, @bustle, @hallmark, a defunct live journal maybe? I'm probably thinking about cookies rn.

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@miamarket — 477 followers, 1,487 tweets

Nov 17, 2017

I am at a concert surrounded by Teens™️ and my residual high school anxiety is showing. None of them were using the hand dryer in the bathroom so I didn’t use the hand dryer???

Nov 15, 2017

I only posted this so people will know I am going to be ~*a bride*~ and not because “eat your best gramma” is the best thing I’ve ever read.

Nov 15, 2017

This is what one of my fiancé’s fifth graders was working on when she was supposed to be doing math. It shall replace Dua Lipa’s New Rules and will henceforth be known as the New New Rules. https://t.co/7sGfdeMh5A

Nov 15, 2017

no offense but nobody is sexy or under 30

Nov 15, 2017

I had a dream my dog could talk and all she said was that we need to start calling p diddy by his new name.

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