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Mia Mercado

Kansas City, KS
Freelance Writer — Bustle, Freelance

Mother. Sister. Father. Sister. Mother. Writer (@newyorker, @mcsweeneys, @bustle, @hallmark, etc.)

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@miamarket — 654 followers, 1,608 tweets

Congrats on your 2 tweet streak of starting with the words “I guess” 🎉😜🙌!
I guess all my tweets are critically acclaimed in that I am my own worst critic and yet before I tweet something I think “HAHA YEP NICE ONE IT GOOD DO IT.”
I guess the dumbest thing about the past is that people would come home and put on jeans TO RELAX?!
What I’m trying to say is I am going to be A FUCKIN BRIDE and my dog, like Kendall Jenner, has a very male energy. https://t.co/6pKYxFrZhj
Someone tried to tease my fiance about our very smol dog by yelling, "NICE DOBERMAN." And he asked me if he should have yelled back "NICE FRAGILE MASCULINITY" and I said yes and also our dog should have done a poop at him.
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