Michael Harris on Muck Rack

Michael Harris

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Associate Editor — Hydro Review
As seen in: Hydro Review

On rare occasion, I say interesting and amusing things. Said things are not the opinions of my employer.

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@TheMikeHarris — 1,390 followers, 11,266 tweets

I should start a tumblr devoted to capturing the same scene I see almost every time I leave my neighborhood. #TulsaTourists https://t.co/IoGSIOoV0K
Picking the GOP’s Real News winners is more difficult, with nominees including: -A stock photo of a blue-eyed blonde on Twitter that inexplicably has 150k followers; -The Pizzagate Exists Blog; & -The IG account that posts nothing but Minions photoshopped with confederate flags
I’m not sure if the GOP’s fake news awards announcement is legitimate or the best Onion prank of all time. In either instance it belongs in the MoMA as a shining example of 21st Century American absurdism.
All I really want is a good pissing match between Gundy and Smith in which the two continue to try to outdo the other with a string of increasingly bizarre stories. Like, for instance, Mike one-upping John by buying an elephant.  https://twitter.com/lukeagarza/status/953375617378062336