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Michelle Markowitz

New York
Freelance Comedy Writer and Producer — Freelance

co-author of HEY LADIES! (Abrams), writer/director of SIDEPIECE (Virgin Produced), I also wrote "pesto is the quiche of the '80s." michellemarkowitz@gmail.com

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I'm a contributor for The Toast and The Hairpin and have also written pieces for NYTimes.com, The Billfold, and HowAboutWe's The Date Report and others.

My tweets have been featured on Good Morning America, Headline News, Time Magazine, BuzzFeed, Mashable, Huffington Post, and Philly Magazine amo...

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@michmarkowitz — 3,618 followers, 13,411 tweets

@morsels @Oprah Is your mm impression better or worse than your aziz impression?
@Oprah If y'all haven't preordered yet, send a screenshot to yourheyladies@gmail.com and we'll send you something!  https://www.amazon.com/Hey-Ladies-Story-Friends-Emails/dp/1419729136 
We just found out HEY LADIES! got an audiobook deal!!!! I'm so excited!!!! (cc: @Oprah) https://t.co/4QhpLIWTr9
I'm not saying I'm not a fan of open plan offices, but I am saying I could have maybe gone without hearing my coworker make a gynecologist appointment for his wife on speaker phone
.@drake heyyy. sooo the hairpin is ending. i'm sure you've seen this by now. we've just been dancing around this for year. HMU  https://www.thehairpin.com/2012/07/drake-centric-fantasies-while-dying-on-the-elliptical/  https://t.co/vlh1vZFlwp
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