Mike Sholars on Muck Rack

Mike Sholars

Vancouver, British Columbia
Freelance Writer and Blogger — Freelance, HuffPost Canada

Freelance Writer and aspiring book-deal-haver. Formerly interesting. Ingredients: 90% Pop Culture, 10% Wit. Recent marketing convert.

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@Sholarsenic — 698 followers, 1,609 tweets

Nov 20, 2017

I would love to work in marketing for men's skin care and hygiene products. I'd spend every day making shit that everyone else has used for years sound cool to white guys. "NIVEA MEN'S CARE HAS BUILT A TOOL FOR MAXIMUM HYDRATION AND PROTECTION!" It's called lotion, Steve.

Nov 20, 2017

@sarahsmacdonald Your boy wants to be in a writer's room. ❤️

Nov 20, 2017

@sarahsmacdonald 1) On the night of Trump's election, McAvoy had an on-air meltdown/stroke. 2) As he recovers, the newsroom is staffed by a diverse group of non-stereotypes. 3) The show is about making a difference when everyone thinks you're fake and irrelevant. It takes place in the present.

Nov 20, 2017

-POCAHONTAS but the message isn't "There are bad people on both sides" -SEX AND THE CITY but Carrie is a good writer and Meredith is Black -FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST but my wife will watch it with me -2016 but America does a Paragon run instead of Renegade -THE NEWSROOM but good

Nov 20, 2017

In the spirit of holiday shopping, here are some special editions I would buy immediately: -THIS IS US but every Kevin storyline is actually just a new Randall scene -FRINGE but people respect how good FRINGE is -HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER with an ending that isn't a war crime

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