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Mike Skerrett

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stay-at-home mom to twelve beautiful little blond boys.

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@mikeskerrett — 307 followers, 801 tweets

it's so messed up that Galentine's Day has become this corporate holiday for kicking it with our gal pals, when the actual St. Galentine was beheaded in the 3rd century
I try not to get too serious on here, but this year showed me who my real friends were and I'm so glad these guys stuck with me. much love always to bobby p, dumptruck, burgerblast, shart week, fuckbrows, dumptruck 2: the return, and bobby c https://t.co/bcdbYvSGDk
@MCRossIsNotAPun I mean I definitely read those books in fifth grade but if I recall the cats had to like cross a road at one point and didn’t understand what these monsters with headlights were
@MCRossIsNotAPun remember how a lot of the plot of those books revolved around the cats getting hit by cars
liberals in 2017: nothing could be worse for the country than electing a celebrity who knows nothing about politics liberals in 2020: *cheering wildly as Ellen DeGeneres dabs during her DNC acceptance speech*
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