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Mike Skerrett

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stay-at-home mom to twelve beautiful little blond boys.

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@mikeskerrett — 298 followers, 803 tweets

I try not to get too serious on here, but this year showed me who my real friends were and I'm so glad these guys stuck with me. much love always to bobby p, dumptruck, burgerblast, shart week, fuckbrows, dumptruck 2: the return, and bobby c https://t.co/bcdbYvSGDk
@MCRossIsNotAPun I mean I definitely read those books in fifth grade but if I recall the cats had to like cross a road at one point and didn’t understand what these monsters with headlights were
@MCRossIsNotAPun remember how a lot of the plot of those books revolved around the cats getting hit by cars
liberals in 2017: nothing could be worse for the country than electing a celebrity who knows nothing about politics liberals in 2020: *cheering wildly as Ellen DeGeneres dabs during her DNC acceptance speech*
I liked black mirror season 4 but they definitely didn’t have to end every episode with the line “I guess this was all just a… black mirror”
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