Looking for love in all the wrong pizzas. Writer at The Hollywood Reporter.

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I’d be far more sympathetic if Toys "Are" Us was closing.
I don’t want the Big One to swallow this state — but if it’s going to happen, please let it be in the next 24 hours.  https://twitter.com/ABC/status/973669476108419073 
[clicks "recall" on every email ever that included his cell number.]
The Scientology network was only live for 15 minutes before the first “thetan” reference.
Finally allowing myself to read about this season’s Top Chef contestants and getting very emotional.
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