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But can all the other Russian operatives still compete at the Computer Olympics as “Russian Hackers?” 
“And I have the answer. Oh boy you’re gonna love it. I will sit in the Senate chamber and think really really hard and then a check will come from the NRA and I’ll have to run out and deposit it and oh what were we talking about again?” 
"And a gun will always find a way to exist either through self-generation or spontaneous matter arrangement or the gun was inside us all along or we're all guns or you had me at gun or pull my string I've run of bullshit." 
A moment of silence followed immediately by a prolonged period of inaction for the victims. 
If guns could talk they’d say “yeah we’re assholes, do something!”
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