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@NickGreene — 3,811 followers, 7,398 tweets

Nov 19, 2017

Don't let Donald Trump's tweets distract you from the fact that Nathan Peterman just had the most beautiful first half in NFL history https://t.co/xFOsWuMwFo

Nov 19, 2017

I say this without a hint of exaggeration: if Roger Goodell and Jerry Jones don't stop fighting then we should rip up the Declaration of Independence and beg England to re-absorb us because America will need new parents https://t.co/nYa5HSO62x

Nov 19, 2017

*buys 100 pairs of $300 Big Baller Brand slippers and lights them on fire to own the libs*

Nov 18, 2017

RT @JakeSwearingen: i made a Facebook page for "Real Global News" and posted some fake news to see how quick i could get into Instant A…

Nov 17, 2017

The Boston Celtics are like a foot fungus. (Which is a good thing, if you're coming at it from the fungus' point of view.) https://t.co/43IqLk3onS

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