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Nick Nunziata

Cumming, GA

Dad. Writer. Miracle. Werewolf. Asshole. Great at nothing but passable at many things. I created and worked on a few books and movies.

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@eggharborcafe guys, you need to not offer strawberry orange juice at every table without warning people you’re going to charge $3.30 for each one. That is excessive, shady, and your cashiers shouldn’t shrug it off when it’s mentioned.
If the motorcyclist with his ass crack hanging out as we drove down the highway is a harbinger, it’s gonna be one of THOSE Sundays.
Any locals want to play golf tomorrow? My circle of golf buddies has dwindled to where I end up pussing out if I get three “no’s”. Need to start building my circle again.
“The only guest allowed to use our guest restroom is Guest 666. The Devil.” - My Son
I don’t know much but I do know that if Anthony Ingruber had been cast as young Han Solo my parents would still be alive, this collection of Wild Kratts coffee mugs would be worth millions, and I wouldn’t be tweeting this from the belly of a mako shark.
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