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@HelloTheFuture — 3,501 followers, 41,459 tweets

Sep 20, 2017

RT @ObliviousWit: Second Death Star killed a lot of people even though it wasn't finished. Call your reps. Let's finish this.  https://twitter.com/danwlin/status/910253258672877569 

Sep 20, 2017

I didn't invent the "I am my house" concept, btw; I first heard it from a grad school classmate.  https://twitter.com/HelloTheFuture/status/910565007120674816 

Sep 20, 2017

Also on @thebillfold, I answer the question "do I want to be a homeowner" with "right now, I am my house."  https://www.thebillfold.com/2017/09/do-i-want-to-be-a-homeowner/ 

Sep 20, 2017

Want a checklist to follow when prepping & sending a freelance pitch? I helped make one for @thewritelife:  https://thewritelife.com/pitch-checklist/ 

Sep 19, 2017

@blackcoat a lot of people just got an email from Amazon announcing that someone had purchased an item off their (non-existent) baby registry

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