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Tom Watson

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While most of you were pretending to care that Anderson Paak brought out some kind of general practitioner, I was at home watching Ricky Gervais pretend to be a chimp and throw shit at lorry drivers. Never not living that best life.
Imagine if Ricky Gervais’ partner fell pregnant. It would cut Humanity’s running time down to about five minutes. But I’m sure he’ll do everything in his power to make sure that NEVER happens...
CALLING ALL EDITORS: My time is yours. If you’re looking for some essayistic ranting, cultural commentary, topical tantrums and/or literally anything at all then plz do get in touch!
Gave an over-zealous thumbs up to an in-house NME writer wearing a Deathwish Inc. era Trash Talk t-shirt while working there ten years ago. Got an over-zealous stare back. Peace out, NME.
RT @FrankieFatGold: imagine being a dude who believes men are being persecuted for being straight
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