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@Schwindter — 1,741 followers, 19,922 tweets

Nov 23, 2017

Love too have my credit card info stolen on Thanksgiving Day while still 1,600 miles and 5 days from home

Nov 21, 2017

Further calculations: 7 days and 3,131 miles until home

Nov 20, 2017

@poniewozik It does also give us an opportunity to use the word “spatchcock” liberally

Nov 20, 2017

@maskedscheduler I’m sure there’s some poor tweaked-out schmuck on Fivr or whatever who would do that, now that I think about it

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