Paul Berkowitz on Muck Rack

Paul Berkowitz

Johannesburg, South Africa

Director of @EDGIS_SA. Self-parody account. Politics, economics, pretty maps, cricket and soccer. For best results add chocolate, coffee, hugs.

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makes it easier to rock from side to side while i cry myself to sleep. 
they hurt me first, hurt ppl hurt ppl. do not wave your hands in the face of an abused animal / wits fan, hold out the back of your hand, crouch to eye level with the fan, and speak to her / him in a calm, soothing voice. 
how do you juggle the challenges of the caf champions league and the nfd playoffs at the same time? 
One game with AB and you’ll lose your swagger He will bash you till you’re black and blue He turns strike bowlers into carpet-baggers Your good balls will go for only two And in your cricket trousers you will poo
Joburg, playing at the Bullring And the tourists don’t know how the ‘ring will be stinging Win the toss, choose to do some fielding You had no idea what this pitch would be yielding Does it matter, when you’ve got Gayle There’s no target big enough, there’s no way you can fail
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