Writer of books, player of pianos. Wordy things for @HaggardHawks and @mental_floss, but these tweets are mine, and so is that blueberry muffin, leave it alone.

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Paul Anthony Jones is a writer, musician, and author of word origins guide Haggard Hawks & Paltry Poltroons . He also runs its popular tie-in Twitter account @HaggardHawks. His lifelong love of words began as a child when he was given a dictionary as a Christmas present - he read it cover to ...

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@paulanthjones — 1,011 followers, 6,201 tweets

RT @sarapascoe: Peter Stringfellow is a great name for a tampon.
RT @kibblesmith: Okay printer let’s print this document 🖨: WHOOOH YEAH ALRIGHT Oops made a mistake, cancel print job please 🖨: FU… https://t.co/2cxzyorLxu
RT @OFalafel: Huey Lewis & The News will be followed by Huey Lewis & The News From Your Region and then Huey Lewis & The Weather
I love this fact *way* too much. Absolutely one of my all time HH favourites.  https://twitter.com/haggardhawks/status/952246534921474049 
RT @JimMFelton: Caring about who is in control of UKIP is like finding two rats fighting in a Wetherspoons toilet and picking a side
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