Writer of books, player of pianos. Wordy things for @HaggardHawks and @mental_floss, but these tweets are mine, and so is that blueberry muffin, leave it alone.

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Paul Anthony Jones is a writer, musician, and author of word origins guide Haggard Hawks & Paltry Poltroons . He also runs its popular tie-in Twitter account @HaggardHawks. His lifelong love of words began as a child when he was given a dictionary as a Christmas present - he read it cover to ...

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@paulanthjones — 910 followers, 5,843 tweets

Nov 21, 2017

RT @saladinahmed: a cool thing about being a writer is it allows you to balance megalomaniacal resentment that your brilliance hasn’t…

Nov 21, 2017

RT @JenAshleyWright: Freelancer deadlines are set in stone unless it is their deadline to pay you.

Nov 21, 2017

RT @richardjgodwin: I know this is the least original thought in the world be BUT JESUS CHRIST IT IS DEPRESSING waking up every morning…

Nov 21, 2017

RT @MitchBenn: How UTTERLY pathetic that the *winning* side of the EU referendum continues to BLAME the *losing* side for the fact…

Nov 15, 2017

I’m watching Planet Earth. It always reminds me of the time I started a conversation with my mate with the words “I was watching Planet Earth last night...” and he said “Was that from your spaceship?” and I Could. Not. Stop. Laughing.

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