Ethan Victor on Muck Rack

Ethan Victor

As seen in: The California Aggie

I like baseball, jokes, and socks. || Current bad-joke teller. || Former lie-writer for the school newspaper.

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@thejvictor — 116 followers, 235 tweets

Nov 16, 2017

@MikeWex17 I’m trying to establish myself as a New Yorker. Did you know I live here?

Nov 16, 2017

Today I learned that a "down jacket" does not mean that the length is "down around your knees," but rather that it is a type of feather. Welcome to the #LeastCoast.

Nov 08, 2017

@nictaysmo My guess is that you haven't given the number of possibilities that are available. You have 280 characters to work with. That's 26 letters, plus punctuation, then 10 numerical options, plus hundreds of emoji possibilities. Chances are pretty low that you've seen this joke befo 1/

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