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Jessica Toomer

New York, New York
Contributing Writer — UPROXX

My soul is black. My hair is bleached. Editor | Writer | @Uproxx

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Logging on to Twitter to see how many industries your generation is killing while Boomers use a retirement you'll never have to think up incredibly condescending hashtags while sitting on their asses watching actual millennials at the freaking Olympics #MillennialOlympicEvents
If you've ever wondered what Hell would be like, sit in on a 2 hour conference call where webcams are mandatory
With all of the terrible sh*t happening I’d like to take a minute to thank our coven leader @Adaripp for giving us magic at these #WinterOlympics 
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