Freelance nerdlord. My books THE TIME TRAVELER'S GUIDE TO TIME TRAVEL and THE SPACE HERO'S GUIDE TO GLORY are hilarious.

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Nov 23, 2017

RT @SamSykesSwears: Read this. Spread it far and wide. Demand media report on it. @AjitPaiFCC has been trying to corrupt the process so…

Nov 23, 2017

Good luck on Thanksgiving, everyone. Remember, silence in response to horrible opinions is viewed as tacit acceptance or even agreement.

Nov 23, 2017

RT @NYMag: "If you encounter a sword guy in a big coastal city, you should know that I have had sex with him" 

Nov 23, 2017

RT @_AlexHirsch: Cynicism isn’t cool smart or sexy, its just laziness with an edgy makeover. Its your egos way of tricking you into…

Nov 22, 2017

I promise I won't cheat and write that article about how he's got a damn fine beard and Beard Solo is high in the running for Best Solo.

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