Philip Stamato on Muck Rack

Philip Stamato

New York, NY
Freelance Comic and Writer — Freelance, Splitsider
As seen in: Freelance, Splitsider

Stand-up comic. Writer for @Splitsider. Harking quality tweets:

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@pstamato — 3,452 followers, 2,034 tweets

Sep 23, 2017

RT @frankderuggiero: High school for me was 4 years of that part in Grease where the guy goes "can she get me a friend" and they all get bummed and stop singing.

Sep 19, 2017

I assume everyone who hasn't liked or retweeted this tweet is just too busy recoiling in horror

Sep 19, 2017

This photo is terrifying because now seahorses could start cleaning people's ears with Q-Tips, which you AREN'T supposed to use them for.

Sep 19, 2017

RT @xmasape: You can't discuss the history of Toys R Us without mentioning how the horrors of 9/11 made Geoffrey briefly lose hi…

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