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@manymanywords it’s just rebranding to paramount network! it still exists
@Lubchansky i once accidentally abandoned a date because i was drunk, went to the bathroom, ended up outside and couldn’t get back in
awl/hairpin shutting down is the first time i’ve considered going back to talk therapy in a while
@davidlsims dang bought a jaguars blanket as a gift for last place in fantasy football and OBVIOUSLY i "won" it, i'm so excited
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