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May 26, 2017

Crap, I almost went to bed without wishing @the_kochalka a very happy 50th bday! Thanks for all the joy, art & rocknroll.

May 25, 2017

4yo daughter: “Mom, are zombies real?” Me: “No, they’re just in stories. Like unicorns.” (long pause) Her: “UNICORNS AREN’T REAL???”

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