Staff writer for @ShortList magazine. Sketch comedy with @The_Awkward_S. Producer of @criminalimprov. Once owned a dildo throne. Proudest of the dildo throne.

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@OhHiRalphJones — 1,785 followers, 17,677 tweets

Oct 19, 2017

RT @susborne: I feel like the thing in Lindsay's hands deserves a caption here ??

Oct 19, 2017

Here's a shot of me on the threshold of a £16million house with three chandeliers in its hallway. (Photo by the majestic @shaylorphoto.)

Oct 19, 2017

RT @QuotesNigel: I can't even peel a banana without taking a quick sniff.

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