Award-winning humor columnist. Food/Wine/Arts writer in Santa Barbara Co. Witch on a hunt. Formerly w Cosmo & Jezebel. Engaged to @CWMcGuinness

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@auntbeckyrose — 3,211 followers, 60,869 tweets

RT @JimMFelton: "Wanted: Three to five bearded men to stand around with massive crosses whilst I get my tits out and have a bit of a bath.…
RT @KarenKilgariff: I heard if you look at someone’s LinkedIn profile they’re sent a notification saying you love them so much you cry about it at night
I got donuts for everyone at work and look what some fucking monster did https://t.co/x3KEeWJbGd
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