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Graduated from University of Missouri. Now writing things.

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Thinking about being a Republican if this is what it feels like all the time
In lighter news, look at the image Google pairs with its description of the story. https://t.co/tmIcFC3YXp
I don't usually contribute to these things because it makes me feel like a boy fraud and an opportunist, but this story is a stomach grenade and I encourage other boys to read it. https://t.co/7Jk05l1TVC
Dental visits per year, age 26-30 vs. dental visits per year, all other groups
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Who's your favorite fictional journalist?

Ka, from "Snow" by Orhan Pamuk. Alternatively, Serdar Bey, also from "Snow," who prints the next day's news before it happens.

Did you work for your high school newspaper? If so, what did you do there?

I printed a photo of myself giving a fake blowjob to a classmate and got suspended.

What story are you most proud of writing or working on?

I spent nine months following one resident of a nursing home, reporting on institutionalization and what it's like to grow old.