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Graduated from University of Missouri. Now writing things.

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@RobLangellier — 361 followers, 1,887 tweets

Aug 19, 2017

@sleepingcranes Every time you fulfill a possibility, every other conceivable possibility dies.

Aug 18, 2017

I'm sorry but that Huff Post goy zinger is fuckin weird.

Aug 18, 2017

Somehow Sean Spicer is the one who has exited the Administration with the most dignity intact.

Aug 18, 2017

Who's the unlucky journalist who has to track sheetcake sales this week?

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Who's your favorite fictional journalist?

Ka, from "Snow" by Orhan Pamuk. Alternatively, Serdar Bey, also from "Snow," who prints the next day's news before it happens.

Did you work for your high school newspaper? If so, what did you do there?

I printed a photo of myself giving a fake blowjob to a classmate and got suspended.

What story are you most proud of writing or working on?

I spent nine months following one resident of a nursing home, reporting on institutionalization and what it's like to grow old.