Sam Zelitch on Muck Rack

Sam Zelitch

Brooklyn, NY
Producer, Comedy Quarterly
As seen in: The Daily Dot

Brooklyn's Most Professional Comedy Showcase, produced by @samzeezy and @myleswithay. At @LegionBarBk.

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Nov 17, 2017

RT @MyleswithaY: Everybody in my third grade class made fun of my power rangers underwear when I got pantsed, which is pretty messed…

Nov 07, 2017

RT @MyleswithaY: Every time I vote for a judge I imagine someday standing in court, and saying “but I voted for you!” And them saying “oh cool, go home.”

Nov 01, 2017

RT @samzeezy: someday I’ll have my own Food Network series. till then i will have to eat this maple-flavored fried chicken in a waffle cone for free

Nov 01, 2017

RT @MyleswithaY: It honestly never hit me until right now vampires can’t see what they look like

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