Samantha Houstoun on Muck Rack

Samantha Houstoun

As seen in: Tiger Beat

First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.

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@samhoustoun — 60 followers, 343 tweets

Oct 10, 2017

"He's never harmed me or did anything to me." So, that makes it OK @lindsaylohan? 😞

Oct 10, 2017

Can I borrow someone's kid so I can go to a pumpkin patch and go trick or treating? Is there a kid renting service?

Oct 08, 2017

Boyfriend after tasting my attempt at poached eggs: "...How does that even happen?" 🤦🏻‍♀️

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