Scott Crisp on Muck Rack

Scott Crisp

Contributor, NBC DFW

I'm a writer and a Texan and a stand-up comedian. I enjoy the smell of shopping malls and once saw the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

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Nov 23, 2017

Guess my cousin Hollywood never did get that“PLEASE NO LIVE BIRDS AT THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR (HOLLYWOOD)” email I sent out smgdh

Nov 22, 2017

Thanksgiving ‘17 bitch we grateful as fuck out here

Nov 22, 2017

Beautiful weather for Our Bad, Guys Day here in Dallas.

Nov 22, 2017

Gonna set up a booth covered in grainy photos outside the Sixth Floor Museum so the American public can finally know the truth (Odell Beckham Jr.’s famous three-finger catch against Brandon Carr on Monday Night Football three years ago was actually offensive pass interference).

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