Scott Crisp on Muck Rack

Scott Crisp

Dallas
Contributor, NBC DFW

I'm a writer and a Texan and a stand-up comedian. I enjoy the smell of shopping malls and once saw the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

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@scottcrispson — 727 followers, 13,767 tweets

Nov 23, 2017

Guess my cousin Hollywood never did get that“PLEASE NO LIVE BIRDS AT THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR (HOLLYWOOD)” email I sent out smgdh https://t.co/DgERFsnVRG

Nov 22, 2017

Thanksgiving ‘17 bitch we grateful as fuck out here https://t.co/c93faBPCuk

Nov 22, 2017

Beautiful weather for Our Bad, Guys Day here in Dallas.

Nov 22, 2017

Gonna set up a booth covered in grainy photos outside the Sixth Floor Museum so the American public can finally know the truth (Odell Beckham Jr.’s famous three-finger catch against Brandon Carr on Monday Night Football three years ago was actually offensive pass interference).

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