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@scottmuska — 1,865 followers, 17,174 tweets

Nov 20, 2017

I recently decided I need to get out more so I joined @MoviePass. I still get to hang out in dark rooms without talking so it works for me.

Nov 20, 2017

@DoorDash_Help The coupon actually worked great, but thank you for checking!

Nov 20, 2017

~There’s a bitcoin on the floor and you’re gone, the Apple TV’s on~ (You will only get this tweet if you are familiar with The Clarks.)

Nov 19, 2017

@KellyRippin @DoorDash @Wendys A dozen or so people have told me I have a resemblance to Hopper which is the coolest thing to ever happen to me, so I’m really rolling with it.

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