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Shaunacy Ferro

New York
Senior Writer — Mental Floss

i once drunk dialed CVS |

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@shaunacysays — 3,532 followers, 5,233 tweets

Sep 22, 2017

@abbeystone fergie threw up in my bed like the day after i moved and i couldn’t find any of my other sheets for an hour

Sep 22, 2017

showed up at the dentist and the office was closed, now eating cookies of calendar confusion

Sep 22, 2017

@julieebeck i hope you get a pulitzer for "dragged by the dick"

Sep 21, 2017

@erincmccarthy if i could command strip blinds to my window i would but i’m also very afraid of middle of the night head injuries

Sep 21, 2017

by “in my apartment” i mean in my sheets because all my home improvement projects are hanging things above my bed

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