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Sheridan Watson


I do things @BuzzFeed. Chicken finger aficionado, honorary Real Housewife.

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@IamSheridanW — 5,294 followers, 2,337 tweets

Sep 22, 2017

You: Racism doesn't exist give me the PROOF Me: *shows evidence of racial profiling, hate crimes, & murder* You: Yea I don’t believe you lol

Sep 22, 2017

"Well, a stranger told me on the internet how I was fat and lazy so that gave me the confidence to work out and lose weight." -No one, ever

Sep 21, 2017

why do boys always ask if we're thirsty for that dick like dude no I'm way below the 8 glasses a day minimum give me some fucking water

Sep 21, 2017

Straight White Guy: I ONLY CARE ABOUT 3 THINGS: GOD, GUNS, AND GIRLS Me: Greg, again, can you please just pass the salt

Sep 20, 2017

@KirstenKing_ How much did you have to pay in the vomit clean up fee after you heard him

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