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Simon Hartley

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@streakley — 3,516 followers, 29,870 tweets

Nov 17, 2017

Please could someone take @JerushaRaath’s phone away from her before someone else gets hurt.

Nov 17, 2017

This is a knee jerk to the conference hooey endured over three weeks. The posing to profit ratio is not encouraging.

Nov 17, 2017

Scene: South African tech conference Speaker: Quick show of hands: who’s tweeting this? [Everyone shows hands.] Speaker: Keep your hands up if you’ve had a business success in your career woo yeah! [Hands stay up.] Narrator, off screen: Woo, 97% of them are lying.

Nov 17, 2017

@geoff_ink I believe you have rights to “wcpgw”, “jfc” and “wumdropportunity” only.

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