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@wilbur101 — 580 followers, 1,973 tweets

"Go fuck yourself Cory Bernardi" - I'd buy that single. @hilltophoods @corybernardi
@jonkudelka To be authentic you'd probably have to move everyone out to the shed, shoot uncle Charlie, give the kids chickenpox and forcibly adopt out the grandkids.
@ASB_Classic Perhaps you should sack the comms team and employ a meteorologist. At least then you might get better than "after the event" updates. #ASBShambles
@ASB_Classic What a complete farce of an organisation. Get an email at 8:17 telling us you're opening early at 09:00. #ASBClassic #FAIL Should be awarded #WorstCommsTeam of the year award.
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