"If they think you're technical go crude; if they think you're crude, go technical. I'm a very technical boy. So I decided to go as crude as possible."

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@timhayward — 16,597 followers, 62,495 tweets

Nov 23, 2017

RT @RuPaul: “I did try & fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. I just start kissin…

Nov 22, 2017

@samuelherlihy I forget, right now, who the elderly relative it was who once proclaimed, (in her cups) “It was like two tins of beans with a lamb's heart balanced on top… ON THE SLACK!!!"

Nov 22, 2017

“Hey Biff. Hit me up next time you’re on the slack”. “Sorry Chip, can’t spare time to interface at your webinar...I’m on the slack right now.”

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