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Tom Keane

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It was the week when we all decided we’d prefer as president one television personality with no political experience over another television personality with no political experience. 
To much excitement, Dunkin’ Donuts announced it's changing its menu. Big deal. North Korea is brandishing nukes and we’re worried about … wait, what? You say the Big N’ Toasted is gone? Noooo.... 
A classified spy satellite was lost when its rocket failed. The bad news is the feds lost billions of dollars. The good news is that we all have another year or two of relative privacy before the satellite’s successor finally makes orbit. 
“When this group comes back with an agreement … I’m signing it,” Trump said. “I will be signing it...I’ll be signing it.” Apparently, what really excites him about the job is getting to write his name. 
The president tweeted that he was “a very stable genius.” Y’know, if you have to tell people you’re a genius, you probably aren’t. Kind of like the folks who join Mensa — what they’re really saying is they’re insecure. 
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