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Tristan Cross

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2 city boys sat next to us singing 'in the jungle' at deafening volume being somehow goaded on by everyone else in the pub shooting them daggers and making me revise me staunch opposition to bringing back the death penalty
@charlesfare i am going to get a permanent frown tattoed onto my face on account of how sad i am that my mom won't let me play nintendo until i've done my homework
if i was a soundcloud rapper i would call myself 'xan cross' and people would note that 'cross' could be substituted for an 'x' so it could read 'xan x' and that would be considered clever for some reason
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