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@VictorinoMatus — 1,977 followers, 2,180 tweets

Sep 22, 2017

Lawsuit claims Poland Spring water isn't spring water. I just hope Keebler elves are still making cookies in a tree.  http://freebeacon.com/blog/poland-spring-not-poland/ 

Sep 22, 2017

@JasonCooper22 @Substandardfan @TheNickaChew @SchofferhoferUS That would be my first task. Then I'd celebrate by going to Paris to drink w FScott, Hemingway, and Owen Wilson.

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