I've Tried Everything! Do you have wrinkles, sagging skin, and under-eye bags that look more like duffel bags? Yeah, me too. Years ago, I began the quest for "fountain of youth" products. You know, the products that will miraculously make your face age-proof? Years later, as a woman of "a certain age," I am still constantly on the lookout for products that will, at the very least, slow down Father Time's march across my face.