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Are there people in your life who refuse to believe that you can dunk a basketball? Get ready to watch your doubters asphyxiate in egg on their face thanks to this sports equipment company’s genius new product: Spalding has released a new backboard with a receipt printer to provide players with Proof Of Dunk.

Liberals across the country are applauding Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for chronicling her egg-freezing process on social media with total openness and candor. However, our Vice President has responded by one-upping AOC’s vulnerability altogether, as he shares his personal experiences with a sensitive topic pertaining to men’s fertility: JD Vance is documenting his c*m-eating journey on social media to destigmatize eating your own c*m every day. Whoa…turns out two can play at this game.

One of television’s most iconic duos just gave the world a glimpse at their true selves, and we’re pretty sure that the entertainment industry—and the world—will never be the same: The Property Brothers just appeared without their iconic head-shaped helmets for the first time.

Looking to laugh until you’re buckled over and wheezing? Well, look no further: This person who sent you an email actually thinks you’re going to read it. Major cry-laugh emoji. This is about as hilarious as it gets. The incredibly presumptuous email, which was sent by a coworker at 8 a.m. sharp on a Tuesday, appears to be about some shit going on at work based on the subject line, “Welcoming new account–To do by Friday.” Record scratch.

A major breakthrough in autism research just hit the internet that’s guaranteed to completely transform the field forever: This online autism assessment will just tell you you’re autistic if it seems like that’s what you want to hear! Amazing! This is definitely a giant win for neurodiversity! The groundbreaking new test appeared on a website called AbsoluteMindAutismTest.org earlier this week.

Many companies talk a big game about supporting women, but few companies walk the walk like Google is: Google Maps will now give you slightly better directions if you’re menstruating.

Sorry to ruin your day, but this is just so insufferable we can’t look away: This guy is one of those guys whose personality is his entire personality. Ugh, dude. Can’t you find something better to define yourself than the way that you are? Thirty-two-year-old Nonprofit Coordinator Julian Coleman is the type of cringey asshole who can’t go ten seconds without exuding one of his many defining characteristics.

If you thought all celebrities were out of touch with the common people, get ready to have your mind blown, because one of the most legendary rock stars in history just did something so generous that it is guaranteed to melt your heart and make you smile for the rest of your life: Trent Reznor and someone who kind of looks like Pikachu just bought really nice sponges for everyone at Erewhon! Absolutely amazing! This just goes to show that A-list celebs are usually the kindest and most...

If you like reading things that make you smile then you should hide your phone under a pile of leaves, because this story’s a serious buzzkill that’s guaranteed to leave you disappointed and frustrated: By the time this woman finally found her missing son, she’d already gotten a new one. What a massive bummer. This poor woman has got to be wondering what she did to have such rotten luck. When Sarah Lavarie’s eight-year-old son Kyle vanished late last year, she was completely devastated.

Every once in a while, a person comes along who stares injustice square in the face, stands their ground, and inspires a generation. In the 1950s, it was Rosa Parks. In 2026, it’s this man is swimming in the hotel pool 11 days after having diarrhea even though the pool rules require 14. Wow…how deeply, stunningly brave.