Darrin Bell's Disobey in Advance

Scroll down below today’s cartoon for a mandatory message from the Ministry of Victory! By the Department of Clarifications, Corrections, and Patriotic Memory Citizens are reminded that the recent war with Iran was a complete and historic success, having achieved every one of its stated objectives. Reports suggesting otherwise are the result of confusion, misinformation, enemy propaganda, or unauthorized observation of reality.

Scroll down to see a leaked memo from the White House Ministry of Temporal Clarity, which has always existed. Read the leaked memo below! MEMORANDUM RE: UPDATED WAR TIMELINE (RETROACTIVE COMPLIANCE REQUIRED) Effective immediately, all references to the “recent” conflict with Iran must be corrected to reflect the officially recognized duration of 47 years.

Today’s political cartoon and humor column Scroll down for a leaked memo from the War Department.

Breaking: Trump DOJ to investigate Bad Bunny Halftime Show! Scroll down below the cartoon for the leaked DOJ memo. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE Office of Cultural Integrity and Appropriate Americanness FOR IMMEDIATE COMPLIANCE The Department of Justice has opened a formal investigation into disturbing events that occurred during the Super Bowl LX halftime show on February 8, 2026.

INTERNAL COMMUNICATION — PLEASE DISTRIBUTE CONFIDENTLY SUBJECT: Clarification Regarding Recent Greenland Discussions IMPORTANCE: High (Emotionally), Low (Substantively) Team, As you may have seen, there has been significant international attention around recent conversations involving Greenland. This message is intended to clarify the situation, standardize language, and reassure everyone that nothing happened in a way that counts.

In a bold reaffirmation of its commitment to truth, independence, and the delicate emotional needs of billionaires, CBS News announced Sunday that it had courageously removed a completed, vetted, lawyer-approved segment from 60 Minutes just three hours before airtime. The reason, CBS explained, was not politics. It was process.

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Disobey in Advance exists because of you. Please consider subscribing to keep us going. Scroll down below the cartoon to read a report by the new CBS News, a division of Billionaire Oligarchs for Trump, LLC A Division of Paramount Global Unified Media Systems™ — A Proud Property of Ellison National Holdings® — Delivering the Truth That Leads Us Forward™ WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring late-night address from the Executive Hygiene Facility, President Donald J.

Read more on this in the State NewsCBS News article below the cartoon. White House Celebrates Prosperity With extravagant “Great Gatsby” party as horrific Republican government shutdownNecessary Government Pause Continues WASHINGTON — In a stirring testament to corruption and greedAmerican excellence and tasteful civic grandeur, President Donald J. Trump last weekend hosted a “Great Gatsby”-themed extravaganza at Mar-a-Lago.

SPECIAL to Disobey in Advance: below this cartoon, a must-read Variety article about the blessed Paramount-Skydance/Warner Bros-Discovery/White House merger! Scroll down for the Variety article! By MAGA Media Holdings PR Staff — Special to Variety Patriot Edition LOS ANGELES — The entertainment industry is abuzz as Larry and David Ellison raise their bid for Warner Bros.