Don Surber

ITEM 1: I thought I found where Alissa Heinerscheid, former VP of Marketing for Bud Light, works now. But Grok said she went to work for PGA rival LIV Golf, which is battling for survival in bankruptcy court. Hey, DNC, have I got the right person for you. The story said, “Sunday’s premiere featured correspondent Norah O’Donnell interviewing an Air Force officer shot down over Iran, Lesley Stahl investigating the presidential pardon business and Jon Wertheim profiling the Los Angeles Rams.

Sir Paul McCartney doesn’t like President Trump. Michelle’s his belle. But Trump? He is the subject of a new song from the singer, Despite Repeated Warnings. Sir Paul told, “People who deny climate change, I just think it’s the most stupid thing ever.

I want to thank CBS and other news outlets for giving me an excuse to write about Sydney Sweeney. Citing sports influencers—whatever that means—and a few women athletes, the media created a controversy over an advertisement for an online sports betting operation, Novig. She’s nekkid in the ads, hiding her naughty bits behind footballs. Tennis balls are too small. This ad campaign could make her the next Michael Jordan or failing that, at least a William Shatner. I’ll explain later.

Journalist John Solomon tweeted, “Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon unite at Pro-Human Assembly to demand AI guardrails.” If that doesn’t convince you to support the development of artificial intelligence, maybe this will. President Trump told reporters in Ireland this weekend, “We’re leading China in AI.

Congratulations, comrades. You have defeated climate change. We know this because there have been no hurricanes so far in the Atlantic this hurricane season, for the first time in at least 60 years. Gray News reported, “The Atlantic hurricane season is already one for the record books. It has been 103 days since the hurricane season started, and no hurricanes have formed in the Atlantic Ocean. That is a new record.

The harpies at NBC10 (WBTS) in Boston have the name, rank and serial number of the juror who believed Lindsay Clancy when she said she killed her children. The outlet is owned and operated by NBC. Station personnel have no legal right to know his name and in fact, may have violated the law in obtaining the name. Nevertheless, NBC10 is airing a string of stories about his divorce and his financial woes in an effort to discredit him.

ITEM 1: Science Alert reported, “Blocking a Single Immune Signal Made Old Mice Act Young Again.” The story didn’t say if there was a cocoon involved. ITEM 2: Citizen Free Press reported, “A Nigerian chieftain billed Medicaid more than $36 million, then snapped up luxury properties in California and built a magnificent palace in Abatete, Nigeria—including a golden statue of himself.” And we wonder why Nigerian princes still email us.

President Bush at Ground Zero on 9/14/2001: “Thank you all. I want you all to know that America today is on bended knee in prayer for the people whose lives were lost here, for the workers who work here, for the families who mourn. This nation stands with the good people of New York City and New Jersey and Connecticut as we mourn the loss of thousands of our citizens.” A worker yelled: “I can’t hear you!” Bush replied: “I can hear you. I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you.

A mother killing her children is no big deal in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. 9 women and a couple of men on a jury decided that a woman has the right to a post-partum abortion. All she has to say is she has depression and magically she cannot be convicted for strangling her three children to death, one at a time. That is my summary of the Lindsay Clancy murder case. One male juror held out, making justice possible for prosecutors to try the case again.

As the midterm elections near, those who pretended to want to Make America Great Again are turning on MAGA in the hopes of making Washington run by Democrats again. They are not weathervanes. They are just feathers in the wind. But they do rather amuse me. Like Bill Kristol and others who were liberals in conservative clothing, the neo-Never Trump clowns put on airs and point their stuck-up noses to the sky as they try to re-define conservatism.