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COLUMN DEP’T. MR WRONG: I'm All Heated Up About How They're Trying to Hustle Everybody Into Autumn Already IT’S STILL SUMMER! OK?

NICE TRY DEPT. They Put the President's Face on the Money and They Didn't Even Do a Good Job of It INDIGNITY HAS BEEN alerted to the issuance of a new “golden” dollar coin on offer from the U.S. Mint for collectors and sycophants in the whole family. It has someone's face on it.

COLUMN DEP’T. MR WRONG: Getting Away From It All Is Nice, but the Real Goal Is Staying Away From It All THE MR WRONG column is back from vacation! Arroooo! If you read last week’s column, then you already know how my vacation went, because that was the whole column! Evergreen column Indignity Vol.

MR WRONG — 11 min read Schroon Lake and some hills and/or mountains, you tell me, I didn't measure 'em. Arrooo! COLUMN DEP’T.

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WOW DEP'T. Tom Scocca's serialized novel THE STAIRS is now complete! Read it now in its entirety only at Indignity! COLUMN DEP’T. MR WRONG: I'm a Faithful Baseball Fan so They Don't Care If I Like How They Run the Baseball Games ALRIGHT, WHERE were we?

THE STAIRS © Tom Scocca, 2025 This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, and events is entirely coincidental, with the exception of the events in Chapters One and Two, which happened more or less as written, on the line between Cambridge and Somerville, Massachusetts, on Memorial Day weekend in 1999. 39. I woke up to bright sunlight and a thumping sound. Theo and Maxine were squinting and crawling out of their sleeping bags. The sound was coming from the door to the stairs.

END TIMES DEP'T. THE STAIRS - INDIGNITY This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, and events is entirely coincidental, with the exception of the events in Chapters One and Two, which happened more or less as written, on the line between Cambridge and Somerville, Massachusetts, on Memorial Day weekend in 1999.

THE STAIRS © Tom Scocca, 2025 This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, and events is entirely coincidental, with the exception of the events in Chapters One and Two, which happened more or less as written, on the line between Cambridge and Somerville, Massachusetts, on Memorial Day weekend in 1999. 38. Out on the landing behind us was a tall, stooped figure in a blue windbreaker. In his hand was a wide box made of stiff paper, tied up with string.

DO YOU REALIZE DEP'T. THE STAIRS - INDIGNITY This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, and events is entirely coincidental, with the exception of the events in Chapters One and Two, which happened more or less as written, on the line between Cambridge and Somerville, Massachusetts, on Memorial Day weekend in 1999.